by Doktor Maxwell von Puppykicker the Third
Though his presidential candidate went down in flames this year, Chuck Norris has been making a resurgent comeback.
In honor of this, we decide to go back and re-write some of the Internet-based jokes for which he was so popular a few years back. Enjoy.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
The last season of "Battlestar Galactica" has begun, and nerds everywhere who actually watch the show for the plot and not the hot chicks beating each other up are speculating wildly about what might happen in the end. Will the crew find Earth? What's all that religious mumbo-jumbo? Who's the last Cylon? We have a few guesses as to how things might turn out.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Why not go to Metro City for your next vacation?by The Villain High Council
We were just kidding.by The Indomitable Professor Universe
So, you've decided to end your own life. Congratulations. I'm impressed with your rare combination of can-do attitude and maudlin self-absorption. Doubtlessly, you will want your last act on this mortal coil to grandly remind everyone how much they took you for granted, but in today's media-savvy society the classics just don't grab the attention they used to.
by Darth Obvius
For everyone not in Japan, the baseball season is right around the corner. In the second part of our spring training recap, The-ISS sees what the Cactus League revealed for the teams that let their pitchers "bat."
