by The Villain High Council
In this recurring feature on The ISS, we give our thoughts about anything that springs to mind. Here, it's liquor, which springs to mind often.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
I have no idea why Abby never published these letters, which all expressed genuine problems I was having at the time.by The Villain High Council
In this not-at-all recycled new feature on The ISS, we give our thoughts about anything that springs to mind.by The Indomitable Professor Universe
So, you've decided to end your own life. Congratulations. I'm impressed with your rare combination of can-do attitude and maudlin self-absorption. Doubtlessly, you will want your last act on this mortal coil to grandly remind everyone how much they took you for granted, but in today's media-savvy society the classics just don't grab the attention they used to.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
The often-hilarious blog Stuff White People Like has taught us (along with years of watching Comic View), that it's okay to stereotype people, just as long as they're not traditional minorities.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
A participant in the Fairmont County Middle Academy Talent Show has seen the results of last week's performance and let's just say he's not happy.by The Delusionist
A mysterious client comes to professional private eye and full-time lush Sam Ladle with an unusual case.by Dr. Evil Pants
If irony was currency, it'd be worth about a buck-oh-five right about now. And you know why? Because nobody knows what it is anymore.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
With 2007 behind us, we villains have decided that it's time for the world to put some things behind them, too. They were all wonderful and great last year, but now it's time to put these seven things to bed.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Words of wisdom: The cock crows at every sunrise, but that doesn't mean you should ever stab yourself in the face.by M. Tyrone Darklord
Billy Dee Williams and Colt 45 aren't the only ones that work every time.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Like a cheese grater to the heart, these recipes will feed your stomach and your soul.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
It's about this viking who works at Officemax, and he's like, he's got this axe and he talks funny and stuff.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a bowl of Corn Flakes?by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
We've thought and thought about how we were going to introduce this piece, and so far this is the best we could come up with:by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
A man with a serious condition struggles with the fact that he cannot provide assistance to a young lady who has gotten herself into a real predicament.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Look, Jared, I've been standing in line here for about four hours now, so I'd prefer you pay attention. I bought this roll of Stik 'n' Stay masking tape here yesterday and, son, I'm just going to put it out there for you. This is some of the most embarrassing masking tape I've seen in my entire life.
by Junior Demento
Because we're about learning as well as evil, we present this helpful definition guide laying out all the nuances of the word cete, a noun most commonly meaning "a number of badgers together."by M. Tyrone Darklord
In the center ring I present our head animal trainer, Dallas Montgomery, and his mighty African elephants. Watch, as Dallas, using only his wits, tames the mighty beasts. Or, if he chooses, he may go play at the water station.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Kids these days. Am I right?by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
A story of intrigue, betrayal, moustaches, wallets, underpants and various types of angina.
