The Only 10 Ways Daft Punk Could Improve Their Set at Lollapalooza

by M. Tyrone Darklord

Anyone at Lollapalooza, or anyone who has seen Daft Punk before, knows their show knows no equal. Their set was in a league of its own. It was untoppable, unless one of the following measures is taken.

1. Remove their robot helmets to reveal smaller robot helmets underneath.

2. Have their pyramid flash naked pictures of former First Ladies.

3. Walk down from the pyramid and, Apache Chief style, grow to 50 times their normal size and proceed to destroy the entire stage.

4. Invite the Frankenstein corpse of Jimi Hendrix onstage to solo during “Digital Love.”

5. More lasers, less strobe.

6. Pass out leaflets explaining just what, exactly, was going on behind that pyramid.

7. Stand on the shoulders of Dennis Rodman.

8. Distribute airline tickets for each audience member and a friend during “Around the World.”

9. Lightsaber battle.

10. Shoot fire from their eyes at one of the Pitchfork critics, you know, the one that really had it coming to him.

MTyroneDarklord@the-iss.com

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Comments

yeahhhhhhh! i'm definitely down with numbers 1 and 3!!!

great 10 Ways Daft Punk Could Improve Their Set at Lollapalooza. the daft punk was the best concert ever been.. thumbs up on su!!

Man, these are really stupid.

daft punk shows are awesome, prodigy have cool sets too.

anyone seen groove armada live? i didnt expect much but it was awesome and now you can download free tunes from them.

http://www.bliveshare.com/share/151-xtpXg6oE85DL1rb0/Poison3k

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