International Society of Supervillains: The Website Debates, Part 5: The Craigslist Stream of Consciousness

How can you say no to that face?

With the popularity of the Democratic YouTube Debate a couple months ago and the soon-to-come Republican YouTube Debate, a number of other popular websites on the national internets have decided to get in on the act and hold debates of their own. We continue our preview of these upcoming presidential shout-offs with a look at the latest debate, sponsored by Craigslist.

Format

Candidates may speak on any topic at any time, as long as they label it as such (or as something generally related). As such, candidates are encouraged to jump around regarding what they discuss. They may change discussion topic, tone of voice or geographic location whenever they choose.

Some suggested topics: The ongoing fight for Afghanistan, an end table you have for sale, universal health care, that you're looking for a smart and sophisticated non-smoker who knows how to have a good time because you've dated the players and now you're ready for the real thing (no this is not an ad), atheism in America, Ron Paul's face and why it is stupid, the spare room you're renting out for cheap, just who this fellow Craig is anyway, your need for erotic services, homeland security.

Moderated by some guy who doesn't realize what anyone has said until two days after the fact.

What they'll be listing:

The Democrats

Bill Richardson: For sale: One state. Like regular Mexico, but new.