With the popularity of the Democratic YouTube Debate a couple months ago and the soon-to-come Republican YouTube Debate, a number of other popular websites on the national internets have decided to get in on the act and hold debates of their own. We continue our preview of these upcoming presidential shout-offs with a look at the latest debate, sponsored by MrSkin.com.
Format
The debate will last 90 minutes and cover primarily domestic policy. Candidates will not have an opening statement, but will be given two-minute closing statements. The order of questioning and closing statements shall be decided by coin toss.
The debate will have one moderator, Bob Schieffer of Face the Nation. The moderator will select all topics and questions. He will introduce and change topics and ensure participants have equal time.
All of the candidates will be completely nude. So will Bob Schieffer.
Mr. Skin, the foremost expert in nudity and film, is proud to sponsor the debate, and will host post-debate coverage and video archives.
This debate will show the candidates true stances and positions on the issues. Here’s a free tour of what the voting public can expect if they join now:
The Democrats
Bill Richardson: Half club sandwich wedged under left breast.
Hillary Clinton: Layer of permafrost from waist down.
Mike Gravel: Completely hairless.
Barack Obama: Man is hung, and I mean HUNG!
John Edwards: $400 haircut on top, $400 haircut on bottom.
The Republicans
Rudy Giuliani: Scars from removal of tattooed names of first and second wives.
Mitt Romney: Removes suit to reveal another suit.
Fred Thompson: Have you seen his jowls? Yeah, there’s more where that came from.
John McCain: Straight Talk Express actually Flacid Talk Express.
Ron Paul: In pretty decent shape for a guy his age.
Part 1: The Myspace Debate
Part 2: The Weather.com Presidential Forecast
Part 3: The Wikipedia War of Words
Part 4: The eBay Issue Auction
Part 5: The Craigslist Stream Of Consciousness
