Years ago all children had to worry about was finding a razor in the candy apples given out by Old Man Carruthers. Times have changed, and neighborhood creeps are finding new ways to tamper with Halloween candy putting sugar-loving children and parents in danger.

The following list has been assembled for your protection.

Hazardous Objects Commonly Hidden in Halloween Candy:

• Broken glass in Candy Corn.

• Dirty bomb in box of Junior Mints.

• Copy of Britney Spears' "Blackout" in king size Snickers.

• Marijuana laced Mary Janes.

• Al Qaeda Operative in Bit o’ Honey.

• Loaded revolver in package of Sixlets.

• Raisins in Box of Raisins.

• Gay marriage in Laffy Taffy.

• Lead paint in Tootsie Pops.

• Waterboarding in Charleston Chews Minis.

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