Tonight, several months after Democrats squared off in a YouTube debate, Republicans will answer questions submitted by YouTube users in a debate of their own. In response, a number of other popular websites on the national internets have decided to get in on the act and hold debates. We continue our preview of these upcoming presidential shout-offs with a look at the latest debate, sponsored by Yahoo! Mail.

Format
Much like the YouTube debates, candidates will answer questions sent in by Yahoo! Mail users. Questions will include queries into what candidates are doing later, whether they've seen "No Country For Old Men" yet (it's awesome), and if they've heard from Jennifer lately.

Some questions will not be questions at all, but will instead be lengthy dialogues (with pictures), all with subject lines along the lines of FW: SO IMPORTANT FOR OUR US TROOPS!!!! or FW:SEE WHAT THE LORD CAN DO FOR A CHILD. They then proceed to ask the candidate to tell six friends. Also possible is FW:SIX REASONS WHY MEN DONT WANT TO DO HOUSEWORK...SO FUNNY SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!11one

Also, a number of questions will implore all the candidates, including Hillary Clinton, to increase the size of their penis.

Occasionally, a shady character known only as "MAILER DAEMON" will swoop in and stop a question or an answer, seemingly for no reason.

Their standard sigs:

The Democrats

Bill Richardson: "The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President?'" -Will Rogers

Hillary Clinton: I (heart) NY. Unless this is someone from another state, in which case I love your abbreviation.

Mike Gravel: Click here to see my hott pixxxx!

Barack Obama: I challenge Hillary Clinton to rescind her sig.

John Edwards: I don't only challenge Hillary to rescind her sig, I want her to admit that her sig doesn't care about the American people. And is a Nazi!

Dennis Kucinich: You know, if nothing else, my wife is still hot.

The Republicans

Rudy Giuliani: 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11

Mitt Romney: This goes out to my boy Tagg -- Keep it Real.

Fred Thompson: Eh.

John McCain: "I think we agree, the past is over." -George W. Bush, on his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

Mike Huckabee: Chuck Norris jokes didn't stop being funny in 2005, they jump-kicked the funny until it couldn't breathe.

Ron Paul: Click here to see Mike Gravel's hott pixxx!

Part 1: The Myspace Debate
Part 2: The Weather.com Presidential Forecast
Part 3: The Wikipedia War of Words
Part 4: The eBay Issue Auction
Part 5: The Craigslist Stream of Consciousness
Part 6: The Mr. Skin Symposium
Part 7: The Match.com Match of Wits

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