by M. Tyrone Darklord
Directions: Answer the following questions to the best of your ability. Use a No. 2 pencil for all answers. Make your mark heavy and dark. When you are finished, bring your papers to the front and place them face-down on James Murphy's desk. Once you have completed the test you may leave.

If you spend the first 5 years trying to get with the plan when will you see your friends again?
A. When you're drunk and the kids leave impossible tasks.
B. Five years.
C. Ten years.
D. Tonight.
If you catch Soulja Boy at your local party, you may witness him:
A. Do
B. Roll
C. Crank It
D. Super Man Dat
E. All of the Above
Which of the following is a member of Animal Collective?
A. Seal
B. Grizzly Bear
C. Panda Bear
D. Andrew Bird
According to Les Savy Fav, what would wolves do?
A. Chase bunny rabbits
B. Howl
C. Huff the sky into their mouths
D. Sleep in caves
Fill in the blank:
You got yr. ______
A. Cherry Bomb
B. Chrry Bomb
C. Chrry Brmbr
D. Sprklr
I need a lover with ______
A. Large, firm breasts
B. Inner beauty
C. Soul Power
D. A car I can borrow
Match the artist with the object of their rivalry
| A. Kanye West | 1. Michael McDonald |
| B. Britney Spears | 2. Californication |
| C. Amy Winehouse | 3. 50 Cent |
| D. Eddie Vedder | 4. Rhythm |
| E. Radiohead | 5. Big Oil |
| F. New Pornographers | 6. Sobriety |
| G. Red Hot Chili Peppers | 7. Common Fucking Sense |
| H. Sasha Frere Jones | 8. Traditional Music Business Models |

On her comeback single, Britney Spears sang “Gimmie More” repeatedly. What, exactly, does she want more of? (Circle all that apply)
A. Time with her kids
B. Bacon
C. Nights out tearing the club up
D. Responsibility
E. Album sales
F. Revealing clothing
G. Lawyers
Of Montreal songs appeared in commercials for which of the following (Circle all that apply)
A. Outback Steakhouse
B. Verizon Wireless
C. Maybelline Make-Up
D. Nike
E. Chevrolet
F. Mitt Romney
At what temperature will the dashboard melt, but you will still have the radio?
A. 250 degree F
B. 500 degrees
C. 750 degrees
D. 1000 degrees
What is the plural possessive form of Akron/Family?
A. Akrons’/Families
B. Akron/Families’
C. Akron’s/Family’s
D. Akrons/Families’
What does the good life feel like?
A. Summertime Chi
B. VA
C. The Bay
D. Or ‘Ye
E. All of the above

True or false (circle one):
You can be a pimp a prostitute, too. (T/F)
If you change your way, baby, you just might get me to stay, baby. (T/F)
When the sun shines we’ll shine together. (T/F)
Tears do not dry on their own. (T/F)
There is a ghost in my house. (T/F)
John Allyn Smith does not sail. (T/F)
I was your silver lining, but now I’m gold. (T/F)
The moon is my man. (T/F)
On the map below locate the following:
- Ocean of Noise
- Myriad Harbor
- Sky Blue Sky
- Mango Pickle Down River
- Fake Empire
- Field of Hitchhikers
- The Sea and the Cake
Find the next set in this sequence: 1, 2, 3, 4 …
A. 5, 6, 7, 8
B. 1, 2, 3, 4
C. 5, 6, 9 or 10
D. 867-5309
What is the correct pronunciation for Justice’s album "†"?
A. Cross
B. C.R.O.S.S.
C. Cruise
D. Crux
E. It is a homonym for ![]()
What was the appropriate price to pay for Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”?
A. $0
B. $0
C. $0
D. £0
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Comments
Can I borrow a pencil?
Posted by: The Modern Gal | December 21, 2007 1:08 PM
sorry, i've only got one.
Posted by: SomeGuy | December 22, 2007 12:49 AM