by M. Tyrone Darklord
Billy Dee Williams couldn’t be any more clear in his famous Colt 45 advertisements. It works every time.
Just how it works remains unclear. (You can score with women like the one he’s pictured with? It gets you gutter-drunk? Leaves you with a hangover? Tastes delicious? What?) But there is no doubt that it does work, every time.
Colt 45 isn’t the only product that can make such a claim.
Ten other products that also work every time.
- Toothbrush. Your teeth are clean, aren’t they?
- Spoon. Don’t be droppin’ my Cap’n Crunch
- Machete. In a jungle or horde of zombies, it gets you out safely.
- Pants. Up or down, they get the job done.
- G-string. No complaints.
- Kick to the groin. Why men wear cups.
- Snoop Dogg. No explanation needed
- Beef jerky. Just what I expected, delicious.
- Frisbee. The hippies gave it a bad name, but it’s still in business.
- Moustache. Because Billy Dee said so.
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Spoon: I've had a spoon with a plastic handle that just fell off while I was eating once.
Pants: Not if you have pants that are too big and no belt
Posted by: webrunner | December 14, 2007 11:23 AM
Or perhaps a spork?
Posted by: The Modern Gal | December 15, 2007 11:25 AM
I never noticed until right now that Billy Dee Williams has the same handwriting as Walt Disney.
Posted by: schuyler | December 26, 2007 2:52 PM