Batman Begins is about Christian Bale wrestling other men and working out while shirtless and wearing a tight rubber suit and...sorry, lost my train of thought there.

American Psycho is about a shirtless Christian Bale who hurts people, but I'm sure he's got a good reason, you just don't understand.

Serenity is actually really good you guys, no seriously you all should check it out sometime and... hey where'd everybody go?

Armageddon is about WOOOSH BLAM BLAM RATTA-TAT-TAT RATTA-TAT-TAT KABOOM "USA! USA!".

Strange Brew is aboot how Canadians sure are funny, eh?

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There Will Be Blood is about one man's love of delicious milkshakes.

Juno disappointingly has nothing to do with Jupiter's wife, but is instead about a girl who speaks in nothing but kitschy references.

The Blair Witch Project is about holy shit

Cloverfield is about (see above).

Sweeney Todd is about a homicidal barber, which provides some insight as to why Tim Burton looks like he hasn't gotten a haircut in years.

Edward Scissorhands presses the point.

Independence Day is about WOOOSH BLAM BLAM RATTA-TAT-TAT RATTA-TAT-TAT KABOOM "USA! USA!".

Norbit is the academy award nominated character study of a desperate man trapped in a loveless relationship.

About a Boy is about a boy.

Scanners is about

The Aristocrats is about the same joke being repeated over, and over, and over again, which is totally unlike this list.

Run Lola Run is about a girl who saves her boyfriend's life by...fuck.

Run Lola Run is about a girl who saves her boyfriend's life by procuring...goddamit!

Run Lola Run is about a girl who saves her boyfriend's life by procuring 100,000 dollars in twenty minutes (YAAAAAAAY).

The Golden Compass disproves the existence of God in more ways than one.

Transformers is about WOOOSH BLAM BLAM RATTA-TAT-TAT RATTA-TAT-TAT KABOOM "USA! USA!".

No Country For Old Men is about THUNK BANG BANG BANG CRUNCH BEEP BEEP and disillusionment.

Epic Movie is every single movie on this list, but they speak in funny voices, so it's satire!

All Asian Action Part IV is an epic tale of love and loss set against the backdrop of feudal Japan.

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