by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
The often-hilarious blog Stuff White People Like has taught us (along with years of watching Comic View), that it's okay to stereotype people, just as long as they're not traditional minorities.
With that in mind, we've decided to go ahead and create a few more blogs that follow in the footsteps of Stuff White People Like, a blog white people love, because they hate themselves.
Men: Am I Right?
In this blog, the writers will describe the many things men do that would cause someone to look at others and exasperatedly say, "Am I right, folks?" For instance, they are dumb. They watch sports, which are dumb. They leave the toilet seat up! They drink beer, and sometimes it gets on their shirts. Oh, and they fart! Am I right?
Things People Who Aren't Vegetarians Eat
This blog a nothing but a pages-long list of things that people who aren't vegetarians eat. Here's an excerpt: hamburgers, chicken, chicken burgers, waffles made of ham, sausage, Polish sausage, Italian sausage, sausage from Sausageland (also known as Germany), Belgian waffles made of Canadian bacon, deer, mollusk, snake, rabbit, bat, parakeet, walrus, sasquatch, vegetables in the shape of meat, Mexicans, their own arms, scrapple.
What's That Christian Wearing?
A fashion blog in which the authors look at pictures of Christians they found online and try to figure out what they're wearing. In most cases, the conclusion is that it's some kind of skirt, or maybe a pantsuit.
Look At Me! I'm Not Handicapped!
If there's one thing that we can all agree on when it comes to people who have full use of all their limbs and motor functions, it's that they can't get enough of themselves. "Look at me!" they all say. "I'm parking a considerable distance from the door at Target! Because I can!" This blog takes those people to task for their hubris.
Heterosexuals Almost Never Fuck People of Their Own Sex, and Other Observations
Other observations include:
- Heterosexuals rarely have subscriptions to "The Advocate"
- Heterosexuals sometimes wear clothes that don't fit them properly
- The general lack of heterosexual pride parades seems to indicate some sort of self-doubt
- Heterosexuals are not gay, for the most part
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