Directions: Answer the following questions to the best of your ability. Use a No. 2 pencil for all answers. Make your mark heavy and dark. When you are finished, bring your papers to the front and place them face-down on Craig Finn’s desk. Once you have completed the test you may leave.

Complete the following analogies:

She:Him::
A. Us:Them
B. Yours:Mine
C. His:Hers
D. Elton John:Kiki Dee

Hercules:Love Affair::
A. McFadden:Whitehead
B. K.C.:Sunshine Band
C. Peaches:Herb
D. Earth,Wind:Fire
E. Kool:The Gang

Write the year in which the following eras occurred:
Strange Times _____
Golden Age _____
Time to Pretend _____
Will.I.Am _____

Select the answer that best answers the following questions.

We are going to build something this summer. What should we build?
A. Ship in a bottle
B. Playground for underprivileged children
C. The Lego Millennium Falcon
D. Coffee table

Cardinology is the study of:
A. State birds
B. Albert Pujols’ forearms
C. Missouri
D. Mid-concert meltdowns

My friend showed me pictures of his kids and _____.
A. They were adorable
B. They grow up so fast
C. They look just like their mother
D. All I could show him was pictures of my cribs

I’m trying to stay focused on _____.
A. Viable solutions to the economic crisis
B. My rec-league softball batting average
C. Cleaning this shotgun
D. The righteous path

A patient comes to you complaining of sex on fire. Your prescribe:
A. Antibiotics
B. Chicken soup and rest
C. Mucinex and fluids
D. Treatment in Molly’s Chamber

A patient comes to you complaining of oracular spectacular. You prescribe:
A. Nightly saline solution cleanse
B. Chicken soup and rest
C. Electric feel treatment
D. Exercise and a sensible diet

If the Black Kids will not teach your boyfriend how to dance with you, what will they teach him?
A. Manners
B. The combination to your locker
C. How to play backgammon
D. Conversational Spanish

Your boots are made of _____.
A. Alligator
B. Snakeskin
C. Chinese plastic
D. Naugahyde

I told you which of the follow?
A. To be patient
B. To be fine
C. To be balanced
D. To be kind
E. All of the above

What is the atomic number for Santogold? _____

Please list the keyboard shortcuts for the following:
Cut _____
Copy _____

True or false:
Mikey Rocks (T/F)
Everything that happens will happen tomorrow (T/F)
If you liked it you should have continued leading her on in the hopes that you would one day put a ring on it (T/F)
Hot chips are made in the dark (T/F)
Today is nice, come on, we gettin up (T/F)
We started nothing (T/F)
Change is not hard (T/F)
Walcott must stay in Cape Cod tonight (T/F)
I make ya say wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee, like cop car (T/F)

Identify the correct phylum for each of the following. Bonus: What would you feed these animals?
Love dog
Pretty bird
Flamingos (for Colbert)
Fleet Foxes
Rabbit habits
Dodos
Mexican Dogs

Essay section:

Please choose one of the following to write about.
1. How did the emergence of Blitzen Trappers affect the French Fur Trade along the Mississippi River in the 1700s?
2. Describe the impact TV on the Radio is having on newspapers and traditional media revenue streams.
3. Create a timeline describing the creation of Chinese Democracy. Please include all relevant dates, people, false alarms and hype.

You have been sequestered in Memphis. Please identify the following landmarks on the city map below.

• Blue Ridge Mountains
• Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa
• Cold Desert
• In Ear Park
• Ion Square
• Violet Hill
• The River

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