8 Things About Life I Learned From Street Fighter IV

by King Oblivion, Ph.D.

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Note: If you haven't played the game, you will not get this even a little bit.

It's survival of the fittest on a global scale!
Always on a global scale.

We're in for an incredible fight!
It has no credibility. At all.

The stage of battle is set!
They're just going to break it, though.

Fight your pal Joseph?
Or maybe it's "Fight the Dow Jones?" "Fight locale chosen?"

Destination confirmed!
We know!

The weak lose and the strong win.
"Which of these fighters will prove the old axiom today?"

The craziest and wildest fighters have assembled from all around the world to join the fight.
"But only one will be declared the best."

I don't care what the critics say, violence is a beautiful thing!
You said it, buddy.

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oh sweet jebus, these are more annoying than Seth!

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