THESE ROBOT DOUBLES DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE US

WHO PUT VINEGAR IN MY DEATH RAY

WE ALWAYS FIND OUR GIANT BUZZSAWS WHEN WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE

THAT'S PART OF OUR NEW COMEDY ROUTINE

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH BLOOD ALWAYS POOLING RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE STANDING AND GETTING ALL IN YOUR BOOTS

HENCHMEN. AM I RIGHT

YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE, GO GET CAPTAIN FREEDOM AND THEY GO GET ADMIRAL LIBERTY

SOMEBODY KNOCKIN ON THE DOOR SOMEBODY RINGIN THE BELL DO ME A FAVOR OPEN THE DOOR AND VAPORIZE THAT FOOL

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