Amazon.com wrote:
Dear Amazon.com customer,
Ah, the personal touch. I like that.
Since you've shown interest in Nite Owl coffee,
So looking something up to laugh at it a lot qualifies as "interest?" Okay.
we thought you might like to know that each limited-edition can is now $1 off listed price
Is one dollar less than grossly overpriced just regular overpriced?
-- and if you buy 10, you'll save 25%.
Question: What the fuck am I going to do with 10 cans of gimmick coffee? I'd either have to resell individual cups at even more of a markup (a business model we villains have embraced heartily with the Starbucks Initiative) or I'll have to drink it all myself in a night so that I'll black out and forget I bought it.
Enjoy the coffee featured in "Watchmen" -- and learn more about this "subversively good" brew at Amazon.com's blog Omnivoracious.
Everything about this sentence is wrong.
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