Here at the new, much more talkative ISS, we're introducing a brand new concept never before seen on any blog or any other website in the history of the internet: Weekly features.

In fact, we've already started slipping them in your drink like so much humor roofie. But now we're bringing you in on the secret. Here are the things you can expect to see here every week from now until we finally destroy the Northern Hemisphere:

Mondays: Movie Re-cut Comics

Tuesdays: The ISS Takes On...

Thursdays: Reader and spam Mailbags

Saturdays: Profiles in Powers That Seem Cool But Might Actually Suck

Plus, we're now going to be doing monthly movie previews rather than by season. Because we really want to make fun of shitty trailers more often, to be perfectly honest.

Let us know what you think of our new features and our all-new format in the comments. Also, please bow in supplication and promise your never-ending devotion to us. Thanks.