by Doktor Maxwell von Puppykicker the Third
Doom is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Halo is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Gears of War is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Turok is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Killzone is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Mass Effect is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Quake is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Metroid is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters but this time it's a chick.
Timesplitters is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Aliens: Colonial Marines is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Dead Space is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Warhammer 40,000 is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Haze is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Tetris is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Grand Theft Auto IV is about a European immigrant who learns that violence begets violence, but it features a parody of games about armored space marines who battle evil monsters.
Nearly every fucking goddamn video game ever fucking made is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters.
Every other game, pretty much is about World War II.
Tomb Raider is about titties.
Comments
Turok is an Indian. He wears a headband and no shirt. Also he is not from space, though he does go there.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 17, 2009 8:41 PM
Sometimes it is necessary to distort the facts somewhat for the purposes of comedy.
Posted by: Doktor Puppykicker | March 17, 2009 8:50 PM
Anybody who can take that many bites from interplanetary dinosaurs and carries that many plasma cannons qualifies as a space marine in my book.
Posted by: King Oblivion Ph.D. | March 17, 2009 9:14 PM
BEAUTIFUL KATAMARI is about a little guy from space who pushes a ball which is small but then absorbs pretty much everything until it's so big it swallows the world but then the king, his dad, tells him that it's all crap and turns it all into stars and then goes and has ice cream and it's awesome.
Posted by: Savage Henry Lee | March 17, 2009 10:36 PM
NO, it is about armored space marines! EVERY GAME IS ABOUT ARMORED SPACE MARINES ALWAYS.
Posted by: Doktor Puppykicker | March 18, 2009 12:17 AM
True.
If it doesn't look like it's about space marines, you haven't paid enough attention.
Animal Crossing, for example: about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters. With a couple of minigames.
Posted by: Armored-Space-Marine Lad! | March 18, 2009 12:26 AM
Suddenly, Pac-Man makes a hell of a lot more sense to me.
Posted by: Brian Smith | March 18, 2009 12:29 AM
And Pong is a lot more confusing.
Posted by: Number None and a half | March 18, 2009 1:10 PM
And don't even get me started about Super Mario Bros....
Posted by: Darth Obvius | March 19, 2009 7:17 AM
"Warhammer 40,000 is about an armored space marine who battles evil monsters." AND aliens AND heretics.
Posted by: Alex C | March 21, 2009 11:46 AM
Guys, you know there is only one real Space Marine, of course the DOOM-SPACE MARINE :D
Posted by: DeeJay | October 13, 2009 2:39 AM