"Pirates Vow Revenge" - ChicagoTribune.com, April 13, 2009.
What else are the pirates vowing to do?
- To love and care for you, so long as we both shall live.
- Find and kill the six-fingered man.
- To finish off the rum down on C-deck.
- To never go hungry again.
- Reclaim the Intercontinental Title at Summer Slam from the backstabbing Razor Ramon.
- Replace wooden leg with one made of ivory.
- Outsell 50-Cent or quite the rap game forever.
- That'll we'll stay friends forever, no matter what happens.
Comments
That is some prominently-showing pirate genitalia there.
This seems to be a ever-growing theme for the site.
Posted by: KingOblivionPhD | April 13, 2009 9:38 PM
"Find and kill the six-fingered man." ?
Bah, fail. The only pirate was Wesley the Dread Pirate. And he did no such thing. He just wanted his Buttercup. Wasn't much of a pirate.
And yes, Montoya was offered the pirate position *after* he killed the 6 fingered man, so therefor, a pirate would not do it.
Posted by: Capo Del Bandito | April 14, 2009 6:15 PM
I think the real point here, is that the pirate as shown in the above article is scary as shit. The afore mentioned pirate genitalia should be more than enough to make more than the most fool hardy villain back the hell off. Or keel over in laughter. Either way...whoa.
Posted by: Reverend Rogue | April 14, 2009 9:16 PM