No longer content to reign in hell (or a reasonable facsimile thereof), the ISS is expanding its bale of operations out to other websites, beginning with the popular social networking site Twitter. In order to accomplish this most nefarious goal, the villain high council is employing the aid of something so powerful that the mere sight of them could drive almost half of the world's population into mindless, drooling slavery: boobs.

That's right minions. We're putting nudity on the internet, where it so rightly belongs. If enough of you follow my twitter feed, then Lady Unpleasantries, supervillainy's very own bombshell bombmaker, will exchange the skintight catsuit for something that leaves even less to the imagination. And she'll be posting a picture! (Pictures of her frolicking with her legendary-in-certain-circles Tentacled Phirannacuda will be made available to premium members only.)

And if you choose not to submit to us? Well, don't worry, you'll still get the naughty bits you all crave. Only, I'll be the one showing them.

That's right, I'll be posting a picture of my dong.

If that's not incentive to follow me, well then I don't know what is.

Follow Doktor Puppykicker and Lady Unpleasantries.

Update: True to her word, Lady U has indeed posted a picture. Make sure you're sitting down and check it out here.

And just to prove that I'm a man of my word...