Hey, remember that "2 Girls 1 Cup" video? It was the height of gross-out viewing, but it was so 2007-2008, you know? We need new, even more disgusting and/or weird videos in 2009, Internet. So here's some ideas for ways to expand on the theme.

2 Girls 0 Cups
"Have you found it yet?" "No--have you looked in the sock drawer??"

3 Girls 2 Cups
"Well, this is confusing."

4 Girls 3 Cups
"No, this is confusing."

6 Girls 2.5 Cups
"...I give up."

1 Girl 10 Cups
"Okay... 6 down... 4 to go..."

2 Boys 1 Cup
Equal Treatment, amirite?

2 Boys 1 Girl
Ho hum, just another day in Imagination Land.

2 Giraffes 1 Watermelon
Wheeeeee!

2 Girls 1 Toilet
a.k.a. "2 Girls 1 Cup: The Prequel"

8 Girls 1 Octopus
You sick bastard.
(Editor's note: Japan already does this one every day.)