8 Pick up lines used by Jon of "Jon & Kate Plus 8"
- The last woman I slept with got her own show on TLC. Think about what could happen to you.
- I'll give you one child for every article of clothing you remove.
- Let's go back to my place and make a show called John and You plus your Roommate.
- Is it cool if the little guy from "Little People Big World" watches?
- The TV execs don't want to admit it, but I'm really the dangerous catch.
- I'm on television, but I'd much rather be on you.
- Watching you dance is way better than watching my kids.
- Want to meet the eight ... inches of my penis?
Comments
This was so mean... picking on these poor people who couldn't keep their marriage, their one salable asset together.
I wholeheartedly approve!
Posted by: Captain Cursor | May 15, 2009 11:21 AM
this was hilarious... except for the reference to 'little people big world.' that show is disgusting. why they let those little abominations of nature on television is beyond me. remove those tiny devils from the airwaves!
Posted by: donuteyes | May 15, 2009 6:09 PM
Ha ha, so funny!
:)
Here are more:
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
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Posted by: pick up lines | September 30, 2009 8:29 AM