ISS Mailbag: Semen Pills

by MW's Head on a Robot Body

metallicaload.jpgandres casie wrote:

Did you know that a recent survey showed that 85% of women actually get aroused by a man who produces "above average" semen amounts?

No! I didn't!

How much more than average? Three, four, five gallons at a time? I think I could probably swing that. Though by the time I do I'm not sure I'm going to be that concerned about whether she's aroused or not.

And how would I prove to this woman that I can produce so much semen? Should I run rampant, masturbating in the streets?

Also: Here's another question: How would I keep her, or myself, from drowning?

With our pills, she'll be speechless

Yes, I know. That's why I'm worried.

and defiantly coming back for more

So...she won't drown then? Or does that mean she's just going to keep coming back via the waves on the tide of my ocean of sputum?

Also, hahahahahaha! "Defiantly!"

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