Subject's name: Keith Kenyon
Subject's powers: Goldface's gold skin gives him superhuman strength and durability
Why that power seems good: Superhuman strength and durability are always handy. And, check it out, super-awesome precious metal skin! Woooooot! Also, Goldface has a gold gun that shoots liquid gold, which is hilarious and great.
Why it might suck: So let's say you had gold skin you got from injecting yourself from a gold-based serum you were creating (because testing things on yourself is what all good scientists do). Chicks would probably be all over you, what with your awesome precious metal hide. They'd be all up on your jock, dude! But then, when it came time to get down to business in the sack, well, let's just say a gold-plated dong is probably going to cause problems for all parties involved. And you don't want that.
Comments
I think we can all agree that the phrase "a gold-plated dong is probably going to cause problems for all parties involved" is not used nearly enough in our daily lives.
Posted by: Flea | May 30, 2009 8:25 PM
Meh, it's not as bad as you'd think.
Posted by: Dr. Notaspy | May 31, 2009 7:26 AM
He'd be the perfect weapon for the Usa... we could use him to pay off our outrageous national debt.
Posted by: Captain Cartilage | June 8, 2009 12:11 AM