Think about the last 10 years of your life. In that time, lots of interesting things have happened. Among those things: The complete and utter ruination of the Star Wars franchise.

Alert Nerd's Matt Springer has collected his thoughts about "Star Wars" from the release of "The Phantom Menace" in 1999 to just this year in his new e-book, "Poodoo: Bullshitting About Star Wars."

It's a funny, quick read that tracks the emotional arc many Star Wars fans felt over the past decade. One that started with elation and ended in bitterness and unyielding spite.

Read and enjoy in villainy.