T. Morgan wrote:
Eagerly awaiting the start of the bloodbath,
T. Morgan
T.,
Let's get one thing straight right off the bat. Race wars are not simple, and they are not fun. They require a lot of hard work and dedication. You can't just start up a race war and leave it in the closet like that guitar I bought you for your birthday last year. You've barely even picked that thing up. If you want to have a race war, you're going to have to prove to me that you're responsible enough to deserve it.
Anyway, I think we both know pretty well the best way to start a race war. It's the same way you go about starting up a religious war: with vaguely offensive cartoons. Just to get you started on your way, I've made up a few examples for you in the most offensive of all image creators, MS Paint. You can see them after the jump.
Comments
Well, that last one was right. The dutch do suck and harpooning dolphins is fun. Especially in front of children, while they scream out "Flipper!" and "Oh no!".Those little bastards. And saying the word harpoon is fun. Heh heh har-poon.
Posted by: The Sable Seraphrim | June 18, 2009 6:33 PM
...so is that guy thinking, "to hell with the chinese?"
Posted by: donuteyes | June 19, 2009 1:33 PM
No, he seems to be waondering how many more chinese people he could eat.
Posted by: Kickthechicks | June 20, 2009 6:52 AM
I agree with the above comments. Most of the dirty mexicans I know only carry $10 bills. Or shovels.
Posted by: Captain Cartographer | June 20, 2009 11:12 PM
It's obvious what the third one illustrates. White people are cannibals, Chinese people are fattening!
Posted by: Burgomaster Chupacabra | June 24, 2009 4:42 PM