jackie wrote:
I'm gonna start writing my e-mails like this. A subject in the subject line and then a second subject in the e-mail body. That way there's no confusion regarding what I'm writing about.
Just like this. Tthere's no way I could mistake what this e-mail is about, which is racing, or something.
You bet I do! Those guys are like, quintillionaires!
So what are we going to do, kill them and take over their companies? Or just shame them in front of their families and prove that we are the dominant males?
Whatever it is, I'm in.
Awesome. If there's one way to get on my good side, and I'd really like everyone to know this, it's to figure out a way to get me billions of dollars with very little effort on my part.
It's just one of my quirks, I guess.
Wait. You're losing me here.
How could you have thousands of clients who have all managed to get to the top of these search engines? I mean, the only way I can imagine that this could happen is if their reigns as kings of Internetdom were very, very short.
You're sending me into a death trap here, jackie! That's it! I'm out!
Only if it's something clever, like something from Family Guy.
Can I just list the web addresses I'd rather you didn't check? Basically anything that has furry pictures on it.
As for the best way to reach me, might I suggest carrier pigeon? This is because I spend most of my time in World War I bunkers.
Placement Specialists
I really didn't think it was all that sincere, "Placement Specialists," like that's your real name.
...Um...unless it is. In that case, sorry.
Oh no, I want to keep getting e-mails. Otherwise I'd actually have to communicate via carrier pigeon. Could I just not get e-mails from you anymore?
Thanks.
