You know, we thought we could all get past paying attention to something as irrelevant and meaningless as the MTV Movie awards, but we just couldn't, could we?

And for what? For what good reason did anybody give a damn about this year's gala celebration of film mediocrity? Was it all the awards "Twilight" won or the exclusive trailer for its even more glassy-eyed sequel? Maybe. Was it the lifetime achievement award they gave to Ben Stiller, who's what, 40-something? For Jerry Stiller, possibly. The part where the show went back in time to 1994 and Jim Carrey won Best Comedic Performance? Almost certainly not.

No, it was probably the moment where Sacha Baron Cohen's latest stereotype-but-its-not character rubbed his ass all in Eminem's face.

And boy, Eminem sure was mad about it, wasn't he? He was so pissed off that:

1) He didn't move out of the way when it was clear that a bare-assed man with wings on was very slowly moving down toward him. (Maybe he has a bad neck?)
2) When Cohen did land on him, he just kind of sat there and didn't push him off or jump out of his seat or anything.
3) His bodyguards (and there were like, a dozen of them) had a good chuckle before getting up to playfully push Cohen away.
4) He stormed out like a child instead of having his gaggle of bodyguards kick the guy's ass.

Clearly, it wasn't staged! It's just like one of those clips from "America's Funniest Home Videos" where somebody's just videotaping, for no good reason, a guy cutting down a tree and then the tree falls on an old car. Totally real!

And it does so much for Eminem's image! Because rappers want to look like whiny prima donnas who can't take a joke, right? I always thought that.