As a visitor to this website, you are probably aware that there is a great deal of pain, misery, and suffering in the world.

But did you know that some of it isn't even directly caused by us?

Seriously, hunger and malnutrition claim the lives of around 24,000 people every single day. Hell, sometimes we don't even manage that many in an entire week! And that's including infants and the elderly! So as hilarious as vast numbers of easily preventable deaths (most of them children) may be, we still have a reputation to think about. And that means that world hunger has got to go.

Of course, encouraging people to go out of their way to help others goes against our entire reason for being. Fortunately, the suckers volunteers at The Hunger Site have made it possible to give, without giving a damn. All you have to do is click the "give" button at most once a day and... well actually, that's all you fucking have to do. Seriously. They do the rest. If you don't do that, you're kind of a dick (welcome to the club!).

Please, help save the world. So that we can destroy it on our own terms.