Janet wrote:

I don't know, Janet. No one has ever done it before in all of documented history.

But if I had to guess, I would say it's one of two things: 1) Your stomach will begin to glow with a magic that will make you into some sort of all-powerful demigoddess or 2) You will wither into a pile of dust.

Either way, it'll be sweet. Do it.

Don't drink anything either. Not even water! That would be cheating.

Also, motivate yourself by keeping your favorite foods and beverages just out of reach in locked glass containers. That'll really keep you going, I think.

I'm here to help. (And by "help," I mean harm.)