International Society of Supervillains: ISS Mailbag: The Crash Puzzle

Jack O'Connor wrote:

From what I see from the behaviour of the yield curve and thanks to the heroic behaviour of my troops. I am at the present moment feeling pretty sure that The Crash on Wall Street will take place tomorrow at 5:10 PM IDT.

First of all, "troops?" Like, stock market troops? Are they doing surgical missile strikes on T-bonds? Concentrated sweeps of the NASDAQ? Are they finding IEDs in blue chips?

Anyway, thanks for that very specific prediction based on your present gut feeling.

My Troops have been given the order to bring the Yield on the 30 Years US Treasury Bonds below 4.150% at the opening of the US financial Markets.

"Yo Joooooooooooooones! The Dow, that is! It's going to come tumbling after these interest rates drop!"

The New Forces of Evil are losing their hold on every single Market: Minerals, Bonds and Stocks.

No we aren't.

From The Crash every single financial Market will be closed till they hear the Shoffar in Jerusalem on Yom Kippur: The Beginning.

Man, you are doing absolutely nothing to subvert those stereotypes, bro.

For Security Precautions Read the Article: The Crash Puzzle: 911 Crash, Princess Diana's Crash, and The Peace.

Is there anything in it like this?:

Diana's crash + Planes crashing into towers + 2008 stock market crash + the Oscar win for the movie "Crash" + "Crash" by Dave Matthews Band + Orange Crush + Crash Bandicoot = THE ANSWER

I am yours sincerely,

Shalom P. Hamou

Nothing to subvert those stereotypes, man. Not a thing.

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