...so we're taking the day off from evil comedy to do what we normally do for fun -- bilking the elderly out of their money via telephone scams.
In the meantime, why not read two of my recent pieces (written under my non-villain pseudonym) for our accomplices at Topless Robot?
5 Genuine Pros and Cons From the Disney-Marvel Buyout
8 Videogame Bosses With Extremely Dubious Motivations
Enjoy your Labor Day. It may be the last one you spend not laboring for us.
