Warning: Spoilers ahead.

Being crushed by a heavy metal show stage set doesn't kill you, it just transports you to a distant past that looks just like it's made up of album covers.
I had my suspicions.

Ozzy Osbourne is a total dick when you come into his rock-god lava cave.
And here I was ready to buy all kinds of shit from him.

Headbangers are surprisingly loyal soldiers.
Who knew?

Lemmy can heal people.
That guy has so many talents.

Goths are a serious bitch to go into battle against.
Seriously. When they bust out their sadness tree, things get rough.

Be careful how you treat girls that seem kinda into you.
If you sorta rebuff them, they'll jump into a tear ocean and go super-goth.

A guitar solo that summons a giant crashing zeppelin is very handy.
I sort of already knew this one.

It is impossible to jump.
So don't even think about hopping over that one little obstruction keeping you between safe land and a cliff edge.