If you dance with girls for a while, they will have sex with you in the bathroom.
Or you might lead a big group dance. It's kind of a toss up. (It's also required for you to be a buff, confident fearless Dominican man.)

The best ways to rip off drug dealers is to meet your friends at a few appointed spots.
Then drop off the drugs at an open-air safe location!

Crazy Middle Eastern entrepreneurs love stealing helicopters and tanks and stuff.
But they're fun! And their dads are mean!

Cage fights are pretty fun until the guy with the knife shows up.
That guy's a dick.

It isn't a successful base jump unless you hit every mid-air checkpoint.
You can't miss one, goddamn it!

Celebrities are all secretly gay, drug addicts or tramps!
Okay, maybe that's not that big of a surprise.

Russians, man.
Am I right?