Outlaw Cara wrote:
As told (emailed) to King Oblivion PhD...
Well, this is getting off to a good start.
.. ..I actually came across your page while I was seeking information on the "real life super heros"
Coming to this site "seeking information" about anything is probably a mistake.
....and sadly enough I've come to notice I share waaaaay more in common with the band of brothers you have come to call supervillains...
You make fun of people who send you e-mails using only ellipses as punctuation, too? Small world.
..I very much would like to know how to join...
I don't really know how, but I do know it's not this.
..I at one point figured itd be cool to be listed on the registry of "superheroes" becuz I myself have saved a life..
You...you mean this thing? You wanted to be a part of that?
If you save a life, try to get in the newspaper. Don't subject yourself to that.
..but have come to the realization that im only willing to risk for me and mines and have absolutely NOOOO want or need to help out police or authority administrations...
Goddamn those authority administrations! Always administrating with their authority!
...I do what I do for those willing to standup against the powers that be and I respect anarchy..
George Carlin did some great standup against the powers that be.
.. .also I came across a very interesting fact....that I would have ended up placing my picture on a very long list of corny individuals more than likely virgins had I actually tortured my ego and public reputation by joining the real life superheroes or as I now have come to refer them as ....the super league of lames.. ..
I think that's offensive to the cripples.
. .. They might as well wear red berets and orally service a precinct.
Yeah! Hahahaha! Suckin' all kindsa dicks! Oh man.
I am ashamed of myself for spending the time I have on their website and feel the only way to exonerate my image is to humbly submit myself to supervillainry
Well, the first thing you need to learn is: Never be humble.
... I am now an anti hero...
And that's different from a supervillain, but you're trying.
the spawn of their corny and lame attempts to imitate the title "super".. .
Yeah, you gotta be a pretty big fuckin' deal to be straight-up super, no joke.
Thank u for your time and please continue your plans of domination...
Oh, I will. These movie trailers aren't gonna make fun of themselves, you know.
I fear a world where a 30 year old virgin is respected only because he can pull off wearing tights and a bullet proof vest at the same time... ..
Um...yeah. Me too. That's...that's not something I would regularly do or be at all.
may God help us..
NOTE: This is not a very villainy thing to say.
The Outlaw Azrael..
Bred by Outlaws
I am now imagining some roughnecks riding their horses away from a saloon they just robbed while carrying a little baby Jean-Paul Valley in their arms and it is crackin' my shit up.
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I call dibs on the new minion. C'mon, think about it--how much fun would it be to warp his little brain into twisted subserviance? Ahh, the joys of evil...
Posted by: The Evil Giggler | November 19, 2009 12:25 PM
Don't you know how these things pan out? This is all a hoax for him/her/it to ingratiate him/her/itself into the fold of supervillainy in order to sic the heroes on our master plan - which in itself is kind of villainous. Sort of like replacing the wheels inside of Heelys with ice skates. Or moving herds of penguins into the Arctic to screw with biologists. Or lacing the water supply with atroquinine. Try and stop that one Outlaw Azrael!
Posted by: Villainous Godot | November 19, 2009 2:59 PM
I find it highly amusing that this non-entity actually is asking for permission to join the ranks of super-villains.
Any candidate worthy of consideration DEMANDS acceptance, or consequences will be suffered.
Pardon me whilst I enjoy a moment of maniacal laughter at his expense,
MWAH-Hah-hah-hah!
Posted by: Dr. Fidelius | November 19, 2009 7:38 PM
He is only willing to risk "for me and mines"? What kinds of mines? Uranium, maybe, that's good for all sorts of supervillainous stuff. But coal? Salt? Humdrum.
Posted by: Darth Obvius | November 21, 2009 3:58 PM