
Directions: The following is a comprehensive exam covering the 2009 year in music.
Answer the following questions to the best of your ability. Use a No. 2 pencil for all answers. Make your mark heavy and dark. When you are finished, bring your papers to the front and place them face-down on Prof. Case's desk. Once you have completed the test you may leave.
For my girls, I just want:
A. Four walls
B. Josefina American Girl Doll
C. Adobe slats
D. A & C
E. All of the above
What should you do while waiting for the others?
A. Beg for forgiveness
B. Hope for substance
C. Just wait out the evening
D. Make a plan to meet back up with Sayid and Hurley at the hatch
What is at the bottom of the Passion Pit?
A. Moth's wings
B. Little Secrets
C. Hundreds of thousands of keyboards
D. Sweaty teenagers
Listzomania is excessive excitement over:
A. Hungarian composer Franz Listz
B. Lists mentioning former NBA star Alonzo Mourning
C. Protozoa
D. Car commercials
Diagram: In the space provided below, create an accurate family tree including the following:
-The Avett Brothers
-Kid Sister
-Brother Ali
-Levon Helm
-Matt & Kim
-Karen O and the Kids
Math:
Solve the following equation for The XX (show all work):
(xx + 2)(xx + 3) = 12
In order to find the middle cyclone, which of the following would you need to calculate:
A. Mean
B. Median
C. Mode
D. Fujita
E. B and D

Civics:
How long may an actor out of work collect unemployment benefits?
A. 6 months
B. 12 months
C. 18 months
D. Actors do not qualify for unemployment benefits
Who's going to run this town tonight?
A. Michael Bloomberg
B. The Socialists
C. A small oligarchy of the moneyed and politically well-connected elite
D. We are
Place the following formal titles in order from highest to lowest
Major Lazer ____
Baroness ____
Lady Gaga ____
King Khan ____
St. Vincent ____
Kid Cud ____
Essay: Outline a defense and evacuation plan for Glasvegas in the event the city is attacked by the following (choose one):
-Japandroids
-Monsters of Folk
-Dragonslayer
-Taylor Swift
Health, Science and Safety
Essay: Explain symptoms of and proper course of treatment for two of the following ailments: Sick Muse, Kick Drum Heart, The Fear, The Ecstatic, Good Ol Fashioned Nightmare.

Which of the following could be considered hazards of love?
A. Flaming Lips
B. Little Boots
C. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
D. All of the Above
Which of the following could be classified as a "Noble Beast"?
A. Bitte Orca
B. Bat for Lashes
C. White Rabbits
D. Andrew Bird
Safety essay: Please describe the proper precautions you should take to ensure personal safety during the following meteorological phenomena (select two):
-Dead Weather
-Two Suns
-Crack the Skye
-Miiike Snow<
-Sunset Rubdown
-BLACKsummers' night
Fill in the blank:
Baby you ____.
A. Best I ever had
B. My everything
C. All I ever wanted
D. The fucking best
E. All of the above
I and Love and ____.
A. You
B. Me
C. She
D. Him
E. We
Raekwon is only built for ____
A. Cuban Linx
B. Eurasian Lynx
C. Sausage links
D. Hyper links
____ Crooked Vultures
A. These
B. Those
C. Them
D. Their
E. Thee

Test your knowledge of previous years:
2007 Year in Music Standardized Test
2008 Year in Music Standardized Test:








Comments
pretty good, second question was my fave. can't decide what i liked best about it, the lost reference or the grizzly bear one. well played.
Posted by: donuteyes | December 22, 2009 5:33 PM