Treachero (at right, featureless) is the mascot/aspiring supervillain/training dummy star of our brand new how-to guide for evil, "Hate You Forever: How to Channel Your Rage into Effective Supervillainy."

Before you see the book, why not get to meet him a little better? Here's some tidbits of info about Treachero, who is so beautifully illustrated by our own Darth Obvius.

• He lost his facial features in a bowling ball cleaner accident.
• He has genitals, he's just really good at hiding them.
• He was inspired to get into villainy because of his personal hero, that character Madonna played in "Dick Tracy."
• Hates being mistaken for The Question.
• His favorite band, ironically enough, is The Faces.
• Saves all kinds of money on decoys by just stealing store mannequins.
• Thinks being a book mascot is great and all, but really wants to direct.