ISS Mailbag: Merry Foot-Christmas

by MW's Head on a Robot Body


Jeffrey Brown wrote:

Do you know someone with smelly feet?

Yeah, your mother! Oh snap!

If so they need Dave's Smelly Feet Spray.

Your mother needs Dave's Smelly Feet Spray! Ohhhhh snappppp!

Anyway, continue.

It only costs £4.99 including delivery so if you love someone, but hate their smelly feet it's an ideal Xmas stocking filler (!!)

I can only think of it as being an ideal gift if you'd like for the person you love to not love you back. Is that sort of the idea here?

Also, I'd like to emphasize that putting smelly feet spray inside someone's stocking is like shoving soap down someone with stinky armptis' throat. It's not going to help the problem. It's just going to make the can smell bad.

If you know someone with smelly feet, but don't want to buy it for them, please forward this email and they can buy it for their self esteem!!

Yes, please forward this e-mail to someone, friends. For their self-esteem.

Wishing you and yours a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year

What if me and mine have smelly feet? Is it even possible for us to have a Happy New Year with such low self-esteem? It would probably be better if we all got this e-mail from our family and friends.

David von Geyer at Dave's Smelly Feet Spray

You're the only employee, aren't you?

NB: This is a one-off email sent to you as part of an opt-in email list. If you do not order Dave's Smelly Feet Spray you will not receive any further emails.

I find this hard to believe. Next it'll be Dave's Anti-Queef Drops and then his Fart Hiding Underwear and it just won't end. But I do have to say, Dave's a pretty creative guy.

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