Jeffrey Brown wrote:
Yeah, your mother! Oh snap!
Your mother needs Dave's Smelly Feet Spray! Ohhhhh snappppp!
Anyway, continue.
I can only think of it as being an ideal gift if you'd like for the person you love to not love you back. Is that sort of the idea here?
Also, I'd like to emphasize that putting smelly feet spray inside someone's stocking is like shoving soap down someone with stinky armptis' throat. It's not going to help the problem. It's just going to make the can smell bad.
Yes, please forward this e-mail to someone, friends. For their self-esteem.
What if me and mine have smelly feet? Is it even possible for us to have a Happy New Year with such low self-esteem? It would probably be better if we all got this e-mail from our family and friends.
You're the only employee, aren't you?
I find this hard to believe. Next it'll be Dave's Anti-Queef Drops and then his Fart Hiding Underwear and it just won't end. But I do have to say, Dave's a pretty creative guy.
