On Christmas, a terrorist bomber on an Airbus flight to Detroit unsuccessfully attempted to detonate a bomb hidden his underwear, effectively ruining one of the last possible places for us villain types to stash away explosives.

Now, the security types are even talking about using full-body x-ray scanners to see if people got any gunpowdery stuff stashed on their person. What's a productive explosion artist to do now? Here's some ideas for places one might now be able to effectively stash away a boom-maker:

• Inside a box labeled "bomb" (hiding in plain sight)
• Since they're almost certain to search your anus, go one level up, to the large intestine
• In your underwear, but this time, they're made of lead
• Beside a decoy bomb
• In an enveloped marked "PRIVATE"
• In an animatronic cat
• In a real cat
• In some other guy's underwear