In a piece of news seemingly taken directly from the "are sure you didn't read this in The Onion?" collection, a Nevada adult expo saw the debut of the world's first interactive sex robot.
Now, while we here at the ISS are known fans of anything that hastens the inevitable decline of civilized society, we can't help but feel that machines such as *sigh* Roxxxy detract somewhat from the actual purpose of robots, namely cheap, expendable cannon fodder.
Also, it looks like this:
Some notable excerpts from the official press release:
Thank God. For a moment there, I was worried that this might not be the creepiest fucking thing ever
I'm sure that the ability to carry on a conversation with their fuckdoll is a high priority for your clientele.
Most people are uncomfortable with the idea of their credit card information floating around the internet. I don't think the world is ready for a robot that knows all about your "being tied up and beaten by a girl dressed as Batman" fetish.
Perhaps I've said too much here.
The idea that a "girlfriend personality" is something that can be uploaded into a woman-shaped bodily fluid receptacle is somehow even more sexist than simply treating women as lifeless slabs of meat.
Now enough chat, let's meet our roster of fightin' fuckdolls! This year's starting lineup features...
Wait, a sexrobot that doesn't want to have sex with you? Is this like an Andy Kaufman routine or something?
Programming a robot to hurt you is a Good Idea. Especially if you're planning on shoving your dick in it.
Well, I'm going to go ahead and scream for the rest of my life. Anyone care to join me?
Learning about sex from a robot with an alliterative name just might be the most undignified thing in the entire world. Of course, anyone caught using one of these probably didn't have all that much dignity to begin with.
Wow, you can trade robot sex personalities with other users! It's just like Pokemon! Except it's a horrible affront against the natural order of things!
Finally, a few words from the creator himself on the motivation for this epic undertaking.
Well played sir. Well played.