The new book HATE YOU FOREVER is coming next month from ISS Press. Here's what people are saying about the ISS:
"Few have the courage to speak out against the ISS but I am not afraid to tell the--UMMMPH! *STRUGGLE* WHOMP!!!"
-James Urbaniak, voice of Dr. Venture on The Venture Brothers
"We need a hero to drive these scoundrels out of business."
-Michael Kupperman, writer and artist of Tales Designed to Thrizzle
"I am being held by the ISS. They have treated me fairly, but if you do not read this book I'm
pretty sure they will shoot me with a death ray."
-Chris Sims, the-isb.com
"The ISS leveled my block and killed my whole family. Why are you asking me about their book? WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME REMEMBER?"
-Ken Lowery, ken-lowery.com
"Members of the ISS stabbed me so hard my spine fell out. You bastards."
-Operative Rache, ISS member
"The ISS gave me the worst case of diarrhea I've ever had. Much worse than bad tacos. I had to pull over on the highway and use leaves. Ugh."
-Chris Piers, televisionzombies.com
"My dad said two things to me before passing away: One, take care of mother, and two, OH MY GOD THE ISS HAS FOUND ME SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!"
-Rusty Shackles, tabletopfetus.com
"Though they destroyed my country's economy, The ISS has provided us these really top-notch jumpsuits to wear as we bow down to them!"
-Jason Urbanciz, Phoning-it-in.blogspot.com
"I can't recommend The ISS's book highly enough - they're holding my cat at gunpoint until I do. And cackling madly."
-Jeff Stolarcyk, alertnerd.com
"I swear this blood oath, on this day, that I will stop King Oblivion, Ph.D. from infecting the minds of the world with his thoughts and words. He is a pox unto humanity, and I must stop him."
-Adam WarRock, god emcee
Comments
This prosthetic spine (built by Dr. Puppykicker) is working out nicely, actually.
- Operative Rache
Posted by: Operative Rache | February 12, 2010 12:59 PM
I was gonna buy the book anyway, but the severe beatings at the hands off the ISS' henchmen helped more.
Posted by: Hexen Darkside | February 12, 2010 6:43 PM
I need no instruction on effective supervillainy. The book does, however, strike me as being good for a coaster. Need something to set my skull goblet on.
Posted by: Overfiend Douchebag | February 13, 2010 12:11 PM