My name is Richell and I'm the affiliate manager for IstanBoys.com.
Oh, neat. Is that anything like I-Stan-Boys, the site for young men who aspire to be like Stan "The Man" Lee, where they learn to talk in hilariously overblown language and how to take recognition away from artists?
So, CCBill is like your Jack Kirby, right? Like, "Stylin'" CC Bill! Or CC "Best" Bill!
Oh, that...went in a direction I wasn't expecting.
Here's a question for you: If it's hot, how is it then a "best kept secret?" I guess you mean, like, sexy hot instead of popular hot. I mean, who wants to be popular hot? It's so overrated, right?
Really? "Payment processor" is the best nickname you could come up with? You guys gotta work on this shit.
What I really need, here, CCBill, is some kind of superhero with special superpowers...like maybe like an orangutan! And he's got to have...you know, life problems! In the mighty Marvel manner!
Have me something by 4:00.
Question one: Where's my superhero, CCBill! Question two: Bring me my superhero!
You'll hear from me when I get my Orangutan-Man!
Richell
Hey, before you leave, let me tell you about how I created Orangutan-Man! I was in my office, and I saw an orangutan on the wall...
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Topical too!
http://www.armenianweekly.com/2010/03/04/genocide-resolution-passes-through-committee-2/
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Pfft, IstanBoys hasn't been one of the best kept secrets in gay porn since it changed its name from Constantinoboys.
Posted by: Doktor Puppykicker | March 5, 2010 1:15 AM
Thank you for the post Ostrakos. It's amusing that Obama's Administration actually opposed this humanitarian endeavour.
Posted by: Colonel Masters | April 8, 2010 5:50 PM