International Society of Supervillains: The ISS Takes on: KFC's Double Down Sandwich

If you've been anywhere near the internet over the past few days, you've probably seen or said something similar to this:

KFC Double Down blah blah eat it and you'll die blah blah I'm gonna try it hahaha

If for some reason you're unfamiliar with the Double Down, here's the deal: It's a sandwich that consists of bacon, two kinds of cheese and a special sauce in between two fried chicken patties, which act as the bread.

And yes, that is a mighty unhealthy sandwich. It's got as many calories as a large order of french fries and enough sodium to cure a country ham. But let's face it, folks: As murder food, it's pretty weak. We could do a lot better.

Let's brainstorm, shall we?

Cigarette fries
Full fugu fillet sandwich
A heroin cupcake covered with Crisco frosting
A deep-fried can of Coca-Cola dunked in a two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew, which is then deep-fried, covered in bleach sauce
A Double Down where the chicken, the cheese, the bacon and the sauce are all replaced with expertly sculpted rat poison
A candy apple where the caramel is nitroglycerin and the apple is C4
A snake salad (where the snakes are alive, and are deadly copperheads)
Your own heart
24-piece McNuggets combo meal

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