Several people have contacted us about the lack of new content here on the site.

In short, we don't have time for it anymore. After a lull where we decided to take a turn away from evil toward making fun of movie trailers and laughing at our own kind, we have decided to focus our energies toward more evil endeavors.

The ghostwriter of our still-available book has started a new site of his own titled High-Minded BS and continues to write for The Bureau Chiefs.

Our archives will remain here to poison your minds.

Keep your eyes open.