by Doktor Maxwell von Puppykicker the Third
Magnolia is about how it's not going to stop/ it's not going to stop/ it's not going to stop/ 'til you wisFROGS.
Avatar is about blue space cats killing mecha George Bush by having hair-sex with a tree.
District 9 is Avatar but not stupid.
The Princess Bride is the funniest, coolest movie ever to have a title that makes the cashier at Blockbuster look at you like you're a pedo.
Daredevil is mostly about Ben Affleck getting beaten up, yet is still very difficult to enjoy.
The Big Lebowski is about "oh so THAT'S where that quote comes from!"
Requiem for a Dream is about how heroin apparently turns your life into the fucking Book of Job.
Punch Drunk Love is about Paul Thomas Anderson being totally incapable of making a bad film, even when directing a romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler.
Boogie Nights is about naked Heather Graham and naked Julianne Moore and why you should feel bad for enjoying those things.
Toy Story 3 is Toy Story 2: now with 50% more existential despair!
The Matrix is about how terrorism is totally fine if you look cool enough doing it.
In The Loop is about shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker the Western military occupation of the Middle East was based solely on faulty evidence pushed by politicians attempting to advance their own careers tits.
Goldeneye is about BLAM DICKSHOT HA HA H- oh sorry, wrong Goldeneye.
Watchmen is about pretty every joke every comic book fan ever made about Hollywood making a Watchmen movie coming true.
Fahrenheit 9/11 is about distorting the truth to make George Bush look bad, which is kind of like lying about how much water there is in the Pacific Ocean.
Iron Man is about a rich white person who goes from killing brown people indiscriminately to killing brown people discriminately.
Iron Man 2 is about The Avengers, a major motion picture event coming from Marvel Studios in 2015.
Goodfellas is about fellows who are bad.
Big Money Rustlas is not a real movie, no matter how much it wants to pretend otherwise.
Black Dynamite is about trying to recapture the magic of Dolemite, and somehow actually pulling it off.
Die Hard rules.
Comments
Hey! All the other supervillains (who will never take over the world and are pathetic) are here! Awesome!
*hides knife*
Posted by: Sixth Ranger | August 28, 2010 8:40 PM
Nice Info, Thank you
Posted by: Elka International | September 2, 2010 5:21 PM