0:01:

The first thing you learn in the casino business? Throw out "for." You don't need "for."

0:04:

Here we go. We're starting to transcend now.

0:07:

You wouldn't imagine an entrepreneur of friendship to go fighting or on missions, but I guess that's business.

0:11:

Hahahaha I know it!

0:13:

...be free?

0:14:

Or that.

0:16:

While pointing straight ahead. Just like you, A.

0:24:

It's good to dream big, A. Samuels.

0:27:

Does the military do light cameos, though? And aren't they the ones oppressing the people of we?

0:28:

Wars do cost a lot, that's true.

0:30:

This is awfully political stuff, A.

0:33:

Let me guess. The lamestream media.

0:38:

That's slang for "putting the away from the hole," I think.

0:40:

Take that, java zone! Finally, some justice.

0:45:

I guess they're the ones who got the java zone to concede?

0:50:

That empty lot's going to need some work, A., I'll be honest with you.

0:53:

That's...that's a little racist, A.

0:57:

So...you want the whites to die? Well, that's a different kind of racist.

0:59:

You know, A., you raise some strong points about Eastern collectivism here.

1:06:

And now South Africa, too? All I can say is, watch out, Jimmy Carter.

1:12:

What is it about, then, wise one?

1:17:

Light University? Do you mean...heaven?

1:18:

That's some unorthodox theology right there.

1:19:

Shiites are Muslims, but I'll let that slide. So pantheism, then?

1:22:

We...are our own God, then?

1:23:

In a tips-based religious system. Wow.

1:26:

Oh, cool, finally some gambling tips.

1:40:

So...we're betting on legislation? Is that what we're doing?

1:42:

All this financial stuff goes over my head. Dumb it down a little?

1:54:

Okay. Totally following you now.

1:56:

So bet on business and war? That seems kind of obvious, A. It's like you're just blowing smoke here.

1:59:

Are they enemies with the people of we?

2:01:

That's Wall Street, right? "Fix itself island?" Or at least, that's what they thought. Man, if only you had been in charge, A.!

2:07:

I never really understood the housing crisis until this second. Thank you, A.

2:10:

Michael Manslaughter knew what was up.

2:21:

Halloween was Michael Myers, though, wasn't it? Not Michael Manslaughter. But I get what you're saying about spite. When other kids got Skittles and I didn't, that was some bullshit.

2:24:

Good call, A. People are always gonna need to see.

2:32:

I know, right. We're never truly here, are we? You sure your name isn't A.-ristotle?

2:37:

...ourselves.

2:40

No welfare, am I right?

2:41:

Gordon Ramsay, you mean?

2:46:

You're a great philosopher, but that's just shitty business, A.

2:53:

Ohhhhhh. Don't get the light part-time. Get the light full-time. Sorry I doubted you, A.

2:59:

I know, man. I see you rockin' the salt-and-pepper.

3:03:

Wha...what? A., are...are you going to prison?

3:12:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3:13:

What? Bail? They saying you a flight risk? Those damn lawyers! They did this to java zone, too, I heard!

3:19:

There's got to be a way you don't have to go inside, A. Got to be!

3:21:

What are you trying to tell, me, A.? They Live? The aliens have taken over and only you can see them? That's why they're putting you in jail?

3:24:

Oh God. Oh no. This is what you've been trying to tell me. The alien overlords are going to put us in human prison camps! I was supposed to do that! Damn it all!

3:28:

Why didn't you warn us earlier, A.? Why keep this to yourself?

3:35:

But I believe you, A.!

3:37:

A. Just what are you gonna do with your light?

3:38:

Yeah! Let's get out of here!

3:48:

Okay, hang on.

All right, I'm out here.

3:53:

What? What does that mean? A., wait! Wait, I don't understand!

Don't let the aliens get me! I want to live! I want to live de liiiiiiife!