by Doktor Maxwell von Puppykicker the Third
Though his presidential candidate went down in flames this year, Chuck Norris has been making a resurgent comeback.
In honor of this, we decide to go back and re-write some of the Internet-based jokes for which he was so popular a few years back. Enjoy.
by M. Tyrone Darklord
Voter and buyer beware, not all presidential campaign gear is created equal.by M. Tyrone Darklord
Even when they're hitting the campaign trail the presidential candidates still have time for a little television. This begs the question: Which TV characters do the candidates identify with most? The ISS has the answers.
by The Villain High Council
What can we say about 2007? It had 12 months. And weather. There was definitely some weather. People died. Also, people were born (so was The ISS). Oh, and a whole bunch of things happened. Some good, some not so good. Truly, it was a year unlike any other.
Here's a rundown of some of the year's biggest events.
by Darth Obvius
For everyone not in Japan, the baseball season is right around the corner. In the second part of our spring training recap, The-ISS sees what the Cactus League revealed for the teams that let their pitchers "bat."
by Darth Obvius
Pull up those stirrups, America's national pastime is back. What can fans, and Congressmen, expect this season? The-ISS takes a sneak peek.
by M. Tyrone Darklord
Cancer, apparently, hasn't seen "Roadhouse." If it had, this disease would know when to stay home.by Doktor Maxwell von Puppykicker the Third
We quickly summarize (mostly) good films so you don't have to watch them.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
The last season of "Battlestar Galactica" has begun, and nerds everywhere who actually watch the show for the plot and not the hot chicks beating each other up are speculating wildly about what might happen in the end. Will the crew find Earth? What's all that religious mumbo-jumbo? Who's the last Cylon? We have a few guesses as to how things might turn out.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Why not go to Metro City for your next vacation?by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Here at the ISS, our superpowers involve amazing rhetorical abilities, stunning good looks and the ability to please a woman with a glance. But not all supervillains are so lucky to be endowed with such powers. Still, some do pretty well for themselves.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
After months of digging, the International Society of Supervillains is happy to present to you, our faithful and smelly readers, these never-before-seen hygiene filmstrips from decades past.
by The Indomitable Professor Universe
So, you've decided to end your own life. Congratulations. I'm impressed with your rare combination of can-do attitude and maudlin self-absorption. Doubtlessly, you will want your last act on this mortal coil to grandly remind everyone how much they took you for granted, but in today's media-savvy society the classics just don't grab the attention they used to.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
The often-hilarious blog Stuff White People Like has taught us (along with years of watching Comic View), that it's okay to stereotype people, just as long as they're not traditional minorities.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
A participant in the Fairmont County Middle Academy Talent Show has seen the results of last week's performance and let's just say he's not happy.by The Delusionist
A mysterious client comes to professional private eye and full-time lush Sam Ladle with an unusual case.