by The Indomitable Professor Universe
So, you've decided to end your own life. Congratulations. I'm impressed with your rare combination of can-do attitude and maudlin self-absorption. Doubtlessly, you will want your last act on this mortal coil to grandly remind everyone how much they took you for granted, but in today's media-savvy society the classics just don't grab the attention they used to.
by Darth Obvius
For everyone not in Japan, the baseball season is right around the corner. In the second part of our spring training recap, The-ISS sees what the Cactus League revealed for the teams that let their pitchers "bat."
by Darth Obvius
Pull up those stirrups, America's national pastime is back. What can fans, and Congressmen, expect this season? The-ISS takes a sneak peek.
by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
The often-hilarious blog Stuff White People Like has taught us (along with years of watching Comic View), that it's okay to stereotype people, just as long as they're not traditional minorities.by M. Tyrone Darklord
Cancer, apparently, hasn't seen "Roadhouse." If it had, this disease would know when to stay home.by King Oblivion, Ph.D.
Here at the ISS, our superpowers involve amazing rhetorical abilities, stunning good looks and the ability to please a woman with a glance. But not all supervillains are so lucky to be endowed with such powers. Still, some do pretty well for themselves.
