If you feel you have the wherewithal to come before the Villain High Council and ask to participate in Step 27 in our World Domination Super-Plan, send an e-mail with your best humor piece of less than 1,000 words to submissions@the-iss.com.

Put it in the body of your e-mail. No attachments! Those that attempt to send attachments will be sent to the Pit of Unending Agony, which we hear is very unpleasant.

Also, don't send Onion-like fake news pieces. Sending one of those will mean a jaunt to the Beach of Really Hot Sand That Will Totally Burn the Bottoms Of Your Feet.

Pieces may (and likely will be) edited for content and length. Also, keep in mind that we can't pay you, as the costs of worldwide villainy really add up, and all we have right now is Google ads. We can link your website, though, if it's evil enough.

Include an e-mail address where you'd like to be reached, and your villain name.

If you have chosen to submit your life to us and bend to our will, don't worry, you will, but on our timetable, pal.




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